I have 3 deep dark blogging secrets I must confess.
1. I have never made a wreath. Gasp...I know, right?
I think it is in the blogging bylaws that you must have created and perhaps recreated at least one wreath.
Though, to be really honest, I have attempted to make one wreath but that was in my pre-blogging days (which also was my pre-shooting pictures in manual mode days as well).
I am sure you have seen those gorgeous ornament adorned wreaths. They look beautiful and sound simple enough, right?
I couldn't get my hanger to bend into a perfect circle. But I reasoned it wouldn't be noticeable when the ornaments were in place. Though, I did not anticipate getting the ornaments into place would be an issue.
As I placed the glass ornaments on the hanger, the hooks kept popping off. Do you know what happens to glass ornaments when they fall? They shatter!
Yet, still I continued.
I tried hot glue, which truth be told (and another reason I might be evicted and rose-less), I hate hot glue. Who invented this torture device? The hot glue was supposed to hold the ornaments into place but instead just burned and blistered my the fingers.
When I finally hung my misshaped wreath, I noticed that the hanger was clearly visible so I began to adjust the ornaments...
And, seconds later, it crashed to the floor. Guess what happened with those glass ornaments? They shattered. I tossed the wreath into the garbage and have never attempted another wreath.
2. Though I have made a few projects with Mod Podge, I am not convinced it is my medium.
|Timeless Clock, Decoupage Vase, Ikea Table Makeover|
And, my last confession.
3. I have never used washi tape...ever.
I did just buy a few rolls from Pick Your Plum.
I hope that last one saves me from eviction.
What would get you evicted from blogging?